My Favorite Clip From The Lion King
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
His eyes are the shade a leaf has
before it lets itself go.
His heart is as pure as the sky
after rain.
He has me, like the moon has the stars.
1. I can lick my elbow. I’m abnormally flexible, or as many call it, “double jointed.”
2. My favorite feeling is a rush of excitement mixed with a hint of fear. This comes from things like skydiving, a crazy, super fast, loopy roller coaster, or the beginning of a race when you first begin to run. It happens when you kiss someone you’re into for the first time (maybe even the first few times), or when you’re up at bat and your team has two outs and the bases are loaded. I discovered my adoration for this feeling when I was a child, when my brothers, cousins, friends, and I would play manhunt. I got a natural high from that feeling of darting to “base” when someone on the opposite team saw me/was chasing me. Gotta love it!
3. As a child, my favorite book was Upchuck and the Rotten Willy by Bill Wallace. For a complete animal lover, there’s nothing like getting into the mind of one of them. I began writing and drawing at a very young age, and my finished products were always stories about animals (especially dogs and wolves) or pictures of them (again, mainly dogs or wolves).
4. As an early teenager, I had an obsession with astrology. Scorpios rule. Just throwing it out there.
5. For a long time, my favorite color was lime green. Now, though I hate to admit it since I’m known to be all into green, I’m pretty sure it morphed into turquoise. Maybe. Read More
A ballad I wrote a few years ago.
Sunday morning, yawning aloud
Flipping through magazines
Staring down aisle number two
Rattling coins in jeans
Wearing her nametag upside down
Hair in a sloppy bun
She pointed at the camera
Trying to have some fun
Addie was nearly seventeen
Pretty but immature
Doodling on an old receipt
When Jack came through the door
Green eyes brushed passed her round dark brown
He strutted far away
Leaning over cash register
She wondered what to say Read More
I received everything below in an email, and did not write any of it, but felt the need to share this touching poem.
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North
Platte, Nebraska, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they
found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that
copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One
nurse took her copy to Missouri.
The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the
Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for
Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his
simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now
the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? . . . .. .. What do you see?
What are you thinking . .. . . . When you’re looking at me?
A crabby old man . . . . . Not very wise,
Uncertain of habit . .. . . . With faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food . . . . . And makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . . . . . ‘I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice .. . .. . . The things that you do.
And forever is losing . . .. . .. A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . . . Lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking? . .. . . . Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . You’re not looking at me.
I’ll tell you who I am. . . . . . As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, . … . . .. As I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of Ten . . .. . . With a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. .. . . . Who love one another.
A young boy of Sixteen . . . . With wings on his feet.
Dreaming that soon now . . . . . A lover he’ll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . .. . . . My heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. . . . . That I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . .. . . I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . . . And a secure happy home..
A man of Thirty . . . .. . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. . … With ties that should last. Read More
Last updated on 9/12/2015.
Skydiving
Parasailing
Bungee jumping
Dog sledding
White water rafting
Go for a ride in a hot air balloon
Kayaking
Camping
Hiking
Race in a 5k
Travel to Europe
Travel to Australia
Go on an African safari
Go on an Alaskan cruise
Visit California
Raise an animal from its first few weeks of life and form a lifelong bond with him/her
Train a dog and love him because he’s a part of my family
Ride a horse
Pet a wolf
Grow my own plants
Make honor roll
Graduate college
Keep a diary and commit to it for years
Have my work published
Read my work in front of an audience Read More
My dachshund, Dallas, enjoying the crisp end-of-summer air after a bath.
The cotton candy sky above the highway wasn’t as pretty
as your hand on my wrist, when you told me I was flawless
You’d be at the door in one of your gray shirts
Damp hair and clean shaven
I thought you only smiled at me that way
The flowers bursted and the warm air pat me on the back
when I had enough, when I was finally brave Read More
A limerick I wrote last summer for the creative writing class I was a teacher’s assistant for.
There once was a tiny fish
Who only wanted one wish
He wanted to fly
Up to the sky
Now he is on a dish
I created a deleted scene for the movie, The Hangover.
FADE IN:
EXT. CAESAR’S PALACE — NIGHT WALKING BACK
PHIL, STU, ALAN, and DOUG walk up the street towards the hotel. PHIL is in the front of the group, dancing with his arms in the air. ALAN is a short distance behind the group, trying to button his fly with one hand. He has a chicken tucked under his other arm and a tiger walking at his side. DOUG and STU are arguing. STU is hopping up and down.
STU
(blood is trickling down his chin)
I don’t know where my wife is, don’t you get it?
DOUG
Stu, your wife is alright. She went to the bathroom with the child.
STU
(spins in a circle with his arms out)
I told her to wait until we got back. There is no bathroom out here in the wild!
DOUG
(stops and grabs STU’s arms)
The kid smelled horrible, she was pissing on herself. They just had to make a pit stop, that’s all. They just left. They’ll catch up. They’re back there, somewhere. Let the lady do her thing. You can’t be clingy, man.
STU
They’ve been missing for so long!
PHIL stops walking and turns around.
PHIL
Stu, please, quit bitching. I’m trying to find our hotel.
ALAN spins his head around.
ALAN
I feel like we’re going in circles.
STU
No, Alan, that’s just you. (SCREAMS) Where is my wife? I love her!
DOUG
You love her? You just met her.
PHIL laughs.
PHIL
You just married her! Now that that’s over, keep walking before Alan finds something else to bring home. Read More