In this video, I discuss why you should accept who you are, ways to take care of yourself while highlighting the importance of staying physically active, how setting goals for yourself doesn’t have to be overwhelming, and the power of showing compassion.
Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below!
Smoking cigarettes – Why in the world would you pay so much money to cause damage to your body? Not to mention this disgusting habit affects others around you. It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve seen someone do in my life. There is no excuse to start. It’s highly unattractive, in my opinion. Love those yellow teeth, buddy.
Valet parking – Why would I pay someone to do something I can easily do myself? Some people worry about their car as it’s being driven away, too. What’s the guy doing in there? Is he going to steal something? Did I put the GPS in the storage compartment? And then you have to WAIT for your car to come back to you when you want to leave whatever fancy joint you’re at. When your car is in sight, it’s almost an instinct to scope it over for marks or dents, and when you get inside, you check through everything. Just a bit stressful.
“Checking in” on Facebook – Yeah, I’m not home right now. Come rob my house. Also, Pete Johnson and Holly Marie are with me. Be sure to break into their homes too. Look, we even took a picture to prove it.
Majoring in Liberal Arts – I understand the idea of a Liberal Arts college or university, but to major in Liberal Arts? Which sauce would you like with that?
“Reality” Shows – The Jersey Shore. The Bachelor/Bachelorette. Keeping Up with the Kardashians. You get where I’m going. How can people become brainwashed into watching these shows? None of it is real! I don’t understand how these idiots make so much money for being idiots. I’m going to be paying off my student loans for years and can’t find full time work in or out of my field, and these pinheads can just be complete twits and become millionaires?! Seriously, what is wrong with this world?!
What are some things you can’t seem to wrap your head around?
A limerick I wrote last summer for the creative writing class I was a teacher’s assistant for.
There once was a tiny fish
Who only wanted one wish
He wanted to fly
Up to the sky
Now he is on a dish
I created a deleted scene for the movie, The Hangover.
FADE IN:
EXT. CAESAR’S PALACE — NIGHT WALKING BACK
PHIL, STU, ALAN, and DOUG walk up the street towards the hotel. PHIL is in the front of the group, dancing with his arms in the air. ALAN is a short distance behind the group, trying to button his fly with one hand. He has a chicken tucked under his other arm and a tiger walking at his side. DOUG and STU are arguing. STU is hopping up and down.
STU
(blood is trickling down his chin)
I don’t know where my wife is, don’t you get it?
DOUG
Stu, your wife is alright. She went to the bathroom with the child.
STU
(spins in a circle with his arms out)
I told her to wait until we got back. There is no bathroom out here in the wild!
DOUG
(stops and grabs STU’s arms)
The kid smelled horrible, she was pissing on herself. They just had to make a pit stop, that’s all. They just left. They’ll catch up. They’re back there, somewhere. Let the lady do her thing. You can’t be clingy, man.
STU
They’ve been missing for so long!
PHIL stops walking and turns around.
PHIL
Stu, please, quit bitching. I’m trying to find our hotel.
ALAN spins his head around.
ALAN
I feel like we’re going in circles.
STU
No, Alan, that’s just you. (SCREAMS) Where is my wife? I love her!
DOUG
You love her? You just met her.
PHIL laughs.
PHIL
You just married her! Now that that’s over, keep walking before Alan finds something else to bring home. Read More
