A collection of sayings that have made me wonder why the heck someone would say such things in the first place.
I saw it with my own eyes – To my knowledge, it’s not possible to see anything through someone else’s eyes.
It’s always in the last place you look – Why would someone keep searching after they found what they were looking for?
New and improved – If it’s new, it hasn’t been available for improvements. If it’s improved, it’s been around long enough not to be considered new.
Shit happens – Why would someone bring up such a topic?
I don’t mean to interrupt – Oh really? What were your intentions then?
You can’t have your cake and eat it too – The purpose of cake is to eat it. If there’s a piece of cake in front of me, it’s going down.
Break a leg – Are you supposed to try so hard at something that you somehow manage to break a leg? Not worth it.